Best Jokes

Have you ever noticed...

How the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, are the ones who arrive last and who will leave during the performance?

Teacher: Where is Sparta these days?

Student: On a map.

A smile - is a sign of joy.
A hug - is a sign of love.
A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me?

Well, that's a sign of good taste!

Yo momma has no neck... that's why they call her Head & Shoulders!