Best Jokes

"Class, do you know how many hours you are wasting on your smart phones daily?"

A quiet hush falls over the class. One student breaks it up.

"I know, Sir, let's google it!"

Husband stepping out of the shower, "Honey, I think I'm losing weight finally!"

Wife replies, "Why's that?"

"My towel's fitting a lot looser!"

Sponges grow in the ocean . . .

I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?

Ever been so broke, that you dropped your wallet or purse on purpose...

Just to see the look of disappointment on the face of the person who finds it?