Best Jokes

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her...

They got married...

And now he is going through HELL!

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Dish.

Dish Who?

Dish little piggy went to market.
Dish little piggy stayed home.
Dish little piggy had roast beef.
Dish little piggy had none.
Dish little piggy cried, "Wee, Wee, Wee!"... All the way home.

My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.

Two days later – same ticket, same cop.

“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”

“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”

Why are there always more last minute details to attend to than there are actual last minutes???