Best Jokes

Money talks, but all mine ever says is, "Good-bye."

I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, "Oh no. The H word."

Alarmed, I inquired, "The H word?"

"Yup," he answered. "Hugs!"

What did the fish say on seeing the wall?

Dam!

On one particular Sunday, the pastor was giving a sermon on the importance of everyone giving their tithes and offerings. He went on to challenge the people to give enthusiastically because 2 Corinthians 9:7 says in it that "God loves a cheerful giver."

As the plate was passed, a little boy in the second pew, quickly slipped off his neck tie and placed it into the offering plate. His mother, somewhat embarrassed, asked him what he thought he was doing.

The boy replied, "The pastor said put your ties in the offering plate and do it joyfully. So I did!"