Best Jokes

To err is human. To blame someone else for your error is even more human.

A dollar may not go as far as it used to, but what it lacks in distance, it makes up for in speed.

A junior-high student was studying astronomy and enjoying it greatly.

One morning at breakfast she mentioned, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."

Her little brother piped up, "Are you gonna let her go, Mom???"

While being transported to basic training, a new enlistee of the Air National Guard accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47.

The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and the new enlistee felt intimidated as he opened the cockpit door to confess what he had done.

Expecting to be severely chastised, he was surprised by the captain's calm response. "Well, son," he said, "if this plane goes down, that chute is yours."