Best Jokes

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

A woman sneezed 4 times in a row.

A man nearby said, "Quad bless you."

What does Tiger Woods (golfer) and the Queen of England have in common?

Tee time.

I hurt myself at crossFit today...

Now I find myself making crosses while sitting down...

I call it Cross-Sit!