Best Jokes

Whose decision was it to put Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill?

Wouldn't it make sense to honor Burr, the guy who actually WON the duel?

Q: What is it that, the harder you run, the harder it is to catch?

A: Your breath.

Signs that scientists have gone too far with genetically modified food:

*Your hot dog just fetched its own ketchup and relish.

*You spot the tell-tale signs of a primitive central nervous system in you Jell-O.

*Chocchini: looks like zucchini, tastes like a chocolate Ding Dong.

*The black-eyed peas on your fork just winked at you.

*Every time you pour a glass of orange juice, your garage door goes up.

What did the one mirror say to the other mirror?

It's all done with people.