Best Jokes

Accountant: "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

Doctor: "Have you tried counting sheep?"

Accountant: "Yes, and that's the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field!

I was driving down the highway when a fox ran in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and stopped in time.

I looked out over the hood of the car and there was the fox, all wide-eyed , looking back at me. It did the sign of the cross and went on its way.

My doctor told me to "exercise"...

I thought he said to "eat more fries"...