Best Jokes

Father: "Son, what is this 'F' in your report card? Huh?"

Son: (thinking) "Well, 'F' means Fassed!"

Father: "Ah, okay. And here I thought it was for Ferfect!"

One waiter complained to another, “It took me all morning to fill this salt shaker.”

“Why did it take you so long?” asked the other.

“Do you have any idea how hard it is to get the salt through those little holes on top?”

Do married people live longer than single people?

Or does it just feel that way?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?