When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why???
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What college does Kim Kardashian's daughter want to attend when she grows up?
Northwestern.
Yo Momma is so skinny... she swallowed a marble and it looked like she was 6 months pregnant!