Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
Pretty Much anywhere depending on how fast the wind is blowing
Two eskimos were chatting. One said, “Where did your mother come from?”
“Alaska.”
“Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself!”
A manager announces to his staff, “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”
A voice in the background says, “I’m offering 200!”
Behind every angry woman stands...
Stands a clueless man...
Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!