Best Jokes

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting, son. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?

M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans

A detective came up and asked me where I was between 6 and 7...

He seemed annoyed when I said, “second grade."

"What is your definition of 'Normal'?"

"It's nothing but a setting on your dryer."