Best Jokes

My sister bought this driving app recently...

But it kept on crashing.

What did Robinson Crusoe do with Friday on Saturday night?

There was a guy that bet his friend he could name every single ingredient in a hotdog. Seeing as how he was drunk, his friend decides to take him on.

After some inaudible talk and a few loud outbursts, he inevitably lost. Needless to say, the ingredients he named weren't even in the BallPark.

BUFFET: A French word that means, "Get up and get it yourself." (Internet Source)

BUTTERBALL TURKEY: Someone who would rather watch a soccer match on TV than join the family for Thanksgiving dinner. (MsSam)

CALORIE: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food. (Lexicon)

CASSEROLE: Thanksgiving leftovers incognito. (Variation of a daffynition by Lexicon)

CIRCUMSPECTIVE DESSERT: Pumpkin pi. (MsSam)

FLABBERGASTED: Bewildered at your weight gain over the holidays. (Variation of an Internet Source)

FOODSTUFF: All you can eat buffet. (Charles G. Waugh)

FOWL: Four letter bird. (Variation of a statement in Art. Moger, ed., The Complete Pun Book, 1979, p. 99)

FOUL WIND: Breeze produced by a flying turkey. (Internet Source)

KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL THANKSGIVING DAY PARTY: The tur-key. (Joseph Leff)

GOBBLE: A bull that talks turkey. (Internet Source)