Best Jokes

A construction site foreman had 10 very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."

Nine hands went up.

"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the 10th man.

"Too much trouble," he responded.

There was once a man who had to do a lot of overnight traveling for his employer. His wife repeatedly ask if she could go with him but he always refused.

Finally, after much nagging, he agreed to take her. They arrived and checked into the hotel. While her husband showered his wife scheduled a wake-up call for six a.m.

At six a.m. the phone rang. As his wife was reaching for the phone the salesman, startled by the ringing, woke up and yelled, "Don't answer that, it may be my wife!"

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?"

I said, "Yes I did, but I don't believe everything I read."

What kind of aspirin works best in the freezing cold of winter?

Coated aspirin