Best Jokes

How much does it cost a Pirate to get his ears pierced?

A bucc-an-eer!

My parents decided to order two pizzas for dinner, planning to use a 50% off coupon for each pizza.

When the bill came, my father handed both coupons to the waitress. She thought for a minute, and held up the coupons side by side.

“Well,” she said, “50 + 50 is 100, so it looks like your pizzas are free!”

If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow?

Only to be troubled and insecure for the rest of their lives?

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have their own little anti-bodies.