Best Jokes

Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out...

He said he’ll be fine, he’s just going through a rough patch!

Robert to Doctor: “Doctor, I have a serious problem. I dream of football matches every night."

Doctor: "Don’t worry. I will cure it right now. Take this pill and you will be alright.”

Robert: "Doctor, would it be okay to wait and take the pill tomorrow?”

Doctor: “Why?”

Robert: “Doc, today is the final match. I have to see the season through and know which team is going to win it all!”

A rousing game of “Red Light, Green Light” got wild when my toddler yelled “Green Arrow!”

We found answer to the most difficult question ever... which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

The answer is.... "O yaar jiska order pehle doge vo aayega!"