Best Jokes

The Sunday School teacher looked at the little boy's drawing of the manger scene. A large dog was among the animals.

The teacher looked puzzled.

"Oh," said the child, "That's a German Shepherd."

Another man and I share a locker at work. Noticing that it needed a new combination lock, my partner said he would pick one up on his way to work the next day. It occurred to me later that I might not see him in the morning. How would I find out the combination?

I needn't have worried.

When I arrived at work I found that he had used the locker before me and had left a note reading: "To find the first number subtract 142 from your high score the last time we went bowling. The second number is 16 less than that. To find the third number subtract 1.87 from the amount you owe me."

How do musicians pay their debts?

With quarter notes.

The body of any organization has four bones:

1. Wish bones, who spend all their time wishing someone else will do all the work.

2. Jaw Bones, who do all the talking and very little else.

3. Knuckle Bones, who knock everything that everybody else tries to do.

4. Back Bones, who get under the load and do all the work.