Best Jokes

Mama bear, papa bear, and baby bear were having a great time chasing vacationers in a car as they were visiting Yellowstone National Park.

"Daddy?"

"Yes, Baby Bear?"

"I think we could be doing a better job of scaring these vacationers."

"But Baby Bear," Mama Bear injected. "What more can we do?"

"Maybe we'd have more of an effect on them if we got out of this car and started chasing them on all fours!"

An insurance broker, living in Florida, loves ocean fishing and decided to take his boat out for a troll. That morning, he was drifting about ten miles offshore and received a business call on his cell phone.

Suddenly, his rod bent double and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool. This salesman was master of the situation.

"Pardon me," he told his customer calmly. "I have a call on another line."

The trouble with talking too fast...

Is that you might say something you haven't thought of yet!

Husband: "Did you ever wonder why cats are so finicky?"

Wife: "You'd be finicky too if you had to bath yourself with your tongue."