Best Jokes

I went to the Doctor for my annual check up.

He told me that I have insomnia.

But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants!

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching."

Further down the line is a pile of cookies.

A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.