Best Jokes

After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe?

"Will you be my solemate?"

The other shoe replies, "No, you're nothing but a heel!"

This gene pool we have now needs a new life guard!

A man comes home from work, expecting his dog to welcome him with nothing but excitement.

Dog: "I saw you out there."

Me: "What?"

Dog: "I saw you pet the neighbor's dog."

Me: "I was just..."

Dog: (crying) "Did you rub his belly? DID YOU ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?!"

You ever wonder, what happened to the first 6 “Ups”?