Best Jokes

Why did Santa go to a Kanye West concert?

He wanted to improve his wrapping skills!

A little boy walks into a phone store and right away sees the new Samsung Galaxy phone that just came out.

He walks up to the register and the worker asks, "What can I help you with, young man?"

The little boy asks, "Are you the Guardian of the Galaxies?"

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting, son. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?

M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans