Best Jokes

Why do the police never work at Antarctica?

Because they all freeze over there.

If a speck of dust lands on your monitor while you are editing a photo, no matter how hard you try...

Your software will not remove it!

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!"

A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back, "I move to STRIKE!"

The first guy asked, "Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy responded, "No, I'm a BULLY!"

I was a flat-earther for 4 years...

Then I turned 5.