Best Jokes

After my divorce at age 40, my boss, a 70 year old business owner, approached me to find out how things were going with me and my ex.

I told him it was unexpected and now that I'm going through this, I'm finding out that my brother is also getting divorced, my neighbors are getting divorced, another coworker is also getting divorced.

I said, "I don't know what's going on!"

He told me with a straight face, "You guys are all doing okay getting divorced. The people I know are dying."

Q: What do you get when you mix vodka, tomato juice, and Geritol?

A: A Tired Bloody Mary

"Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy got charged with a crime?"

"No way! What are the charges?"

"Intent with a breadly weapon!"

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Atch!

Atch who?

Gesundheit!