John: What did the bug say to the windshield when he crashed into it?

Fred: I don't know. what?

John: That's me all over you! And do you know what the windshield said to the bug?

Fred: I don't know.

John: Bet you don't have the guts to do that again! Okay, do you know what was the last thing that went through the bugs mind when he hit the windshield?

Fred: No, but I bet it's good.

John: His rear end.