The teacher asked Little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My dad taught me.”
“Good. So what comes after eight?”
“Nine,” answered Little Johnny.
“And what comes after nine?”
“Ten.”
“And what comes after ten?”
“The Jack.”
The hardest thing about riding a horse....
Is hitting the ground!
Why do Barbers make for good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts!
John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."
Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"
Later Julia passed and John failed.
John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."