Best Jokes

A manager announces to his staff, “I’ve lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I’m offering a 100 dollars finder’s fee!”

A voice in the background says, “I’m offering 200!”

Behind every angry woman stands...

Stands a clueless man...

Who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

I just saw some idiot at the gym...

He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!

Question on second-grade math quiz: "Tony drank 1/6 of a glass of juice. Emily drank 1/4 of a glass of juice. Emily drank more. Explain."

My grandson’s answer: "She was more thirsty."