Best Jokes

What did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him?

A 13-carrot ring!

Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.

Then the foreman asked Sardar why he kept painting less each day?

He replied, “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.

Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.

When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”