Best Jokes

I was introduced to a new guy at work. I said, "What’s your name?"

“Pole.”

"Your parents named you pole?“

"Yes.”

So I kept calling him Pole. At the end of the day another co-worker asked me, “Why are you calling him that?" So I explained why.

My co-worker just looked at me... "He’s from England. His name is Paul!

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet."

I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant.

For almost a year we've been having this discussion.

ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

I went to a costume party dressed as a rapper but everyone thought I was sad because I was looking down all night.

They have no idea how heavy all those gold chains are.

It's so cold here...

That the local flasher is running up to people describing himself!