Best Jokes

One Sardar's (Joker) wife told to her husband (Sardar) that she want to live her life with 'wealth & Pride'! Sardar shoots her, telling that 'you are my wife and want to live with Wealth & Pride

Little Susie: "What do ya want for Christmas this year, Tommy?"

Little Tommy: "A calendar."

Little Susie (surprised): "A calendar, why's that?"

Little Tommy: "'Cause last week I pretended to be sick so I could stay home from school, and then I found out it was Saturday."

What's the difference between an actuary and an accountant?

An actuary does much the same thing as an accountant but lacks the accountant's bright and vivacious personality.

Why don't worms have balls?

Because they can't dance!