Best Jokes

There was once a wise man who loved a beautiful young maiden. She lived in a marsh where his car always got stuck. In addition, her father had a gun, so he never did get close enough to tell her of his passion.

However, she had a more energetic suitor who purchased amphibious tires for his car and, when her father was asleep, speedily carried her off.

Moral: Treads rush in where wise men fear to fool.

Palmist to Man: "By looking at the lines in your palm, someone very near to you is going to get disappointed."

Man: "Wow, you are good! For you will be disappointed to know that I forgot my wallet in the house."

All generalizations are false...

Including this one.

My mother is a travel agent... for guilt trips.