Best Jokes

What is the definition of adult?

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish:

DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER.

What has a bottom at its top?

A pair of legs!

Sign on the door of a church nursery quotes Paul in 1 Corinthians 15:51:

"Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed."