Best Jokes

After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her.

"Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million."

"Don't be ridiculous," she replied. "I don't care who left it to you."

All things are possible...

Except skiing through a revolving door.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks lots of water, but still weighs a lot!

There was a young fellow from Trinity

Who took the square root of infinity

But the number of digits

Gave him the fidgets

He dropped math and took up divinity