Best Jokes

My opinions might have changed...

But not the fact that I am right!

When Queen Elizabeth II ascended to the throne, what was the first thing she did?

Sit down!

I went into a flower shop the other day and ordered a dozen roses. While paying for them the woman clerk asked, "Anniversary?"

I replied, "No."

"Birthday?"

Again, I replied, "No."

Having paid, I was walking to the door when she called after me saying, "I hope she forgives you!"

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering...