Best Jokes

I patiently wait at the customer service desk for my turn. I had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight.

"Is something wrong with them?" the teenage clerk asked me.

"Yes," I replied. "They hurt my feelings."

The clerk had no response for me.

Women have many faults, men only have two... everything they say and everything they do.

After an MCAT exam, a father asks his son, "How did it go son?"

Young man, looking rather reproachful, replied, "It went well dad. In fact, it went so well that I will retake it again next year."

A priest asked a group of fourth graders in a religious class, "How many of you would like to go to heaven?"

All raised their hands except Johnny. The priest asked Johnny why he didn't want to go to heaven.

Johnny said, "I do, but I thought you wanted to go right now."