Best Jokes

This was a recent conversation that I had with my girlfriend’s father, who knows I do web design.

Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?

Me: Oh, that's simple, not hard at all.

Girlfriend: No, he doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to redo ALL of Facebook.

Me: Oh. In that case, that's very hard.

Father: Oh, okay. (Pause) What are we talking then, maybe just 3 to 5 hours?

In school, a teacher goes up to student named Johnny who is chewing gum.

The teacher asks him, "Are you chewing gum?"

The student replies, "No, I'm Johnny."

Why did the ceiling fan go to the boxing match?

For the blow-by-blow action.

I walk into a hotel and go to check in. The beautiful receptionist got me checked in and was all smiles. She even wrote down her phone number for me.

The number was 0....