Best Jokes

Q: What was the sick boys favorite sport?

A: Hurling.

Management of the Retirement Village having an open day could not work out why visitors were stopping near the front gate and then driving away. None stopped to visit. Finally the General Manager went to investigate and found the gardener had left a sign beside the gate which said "FOR SALE -OLD SLEEPERS".

Last week at Walmart my wife let me push the cart instead of riding in it!

59 years ago I got my first picture taken with Santa, just found out it was with Grandma.