Best Jokes

What is the difference between a good beer and a woman:

1. A good beer never goes flat.

2. A good beer never commits when between your legs.

3. A good beer never complains when you’ve had better.

4. A good beer doesn’t try to kill you when you tell it its too big.

5. You never have to impress a good beer, it loves you no matter what.

Q: What do you call Eskimo cows?

A: Eskimoos.

I feel like I should be on the TV show Undercover Boss.

I just found my wife with the boss!

God made a man and then rested.

God made a woman and then no one rested.