Best Jokes

What did the smurf get in karate?

A blue belt!

What did the planet get in karate?

An asteroid belt!

A fly was sitting on a completely bald person's head.

Second fly lands there and comments, "Nice, clean home."

First fly says, "This is not a home, it's just the plot."

Wife: If I knew you were this poor, I wouldn't have married you!

Husband: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?