Best Jokes

Eagle asks a girl, "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?"

Girl, "Yeah, Because it's ill-eagle!"

Q: Why were the Cocoa Puffs so afraid of their owner?

A: They heard that he was a cereal killer.

What's the difference between the Government & The Mafia?

Only one of them is organized.

1) The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

2) I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3) This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.

4) I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

5) Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

6) Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.