After all the little children finished visiting Santa at the big mall, a 20 year old young lady went up and sat on Santa's knee. "I want to ask for just one thing for Christmas," she said, "and it is for my momma."
Santa replied, "I usually only answer little children, but since it is for your momma go ahead and ask me what she would like for Christmas."
"She would really, really love a handsome son-in-law."
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