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Favorite this joke People who take high blood pressure medication are doing the right thing...
They are putting the heart before the hearse!
"Walter, if you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?"
"Three days of steady drinking should do it," was Walter's reply.
Husband: Honey, it looks like I'm not going to make it so I want to get something off my chest.
Wife: What is it dear?
Husband: I've been having an affair with your best friend, Julia, for the past year.
Wife: Oh yes. I know all about it.
Husband: You do!
Wife: Yes dear, Why do you think I poisoned you.
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