Best Jokes

Today we'll let a member of the class lead the discussion. It will be a good educational experience.
(I stayed out too late last night and didn't have time to prepare a lecture.)

The gist of what the author is saying is what's most important.
(I don't understand the details either.)

The test scores were generally good.
(Some of you managed a 'C'.)

Some of you could have done better.
(Everyone failed.)

It's been very rewarding to teach this class.
(I hope they find someone else to teach it next year.)

What goes dot-dot-croak,dot-dot-croak?

Morse Toad.

Cars and People are alike...

Some go Forward, some go in Reverse, and some just go around in circles.

A good time to keep your mouth shut... is when you're in deep water!