Best Jokes

Q: What is a soprano's favorite drink growing up?

A: High-C!

My favorite animal is my dog, because every time I ask him, "How do I look?"...

He always answers me by saying, "Wow! Wow!"

Husband: "I'm really upset you sold my golf clubs at our garage sale. You know how much I enjoy the game."

Wife: "Well honey, I suppose you'll get over it... that, or you die unhappy. Your choice."

Yo Momma is so skinny...

She's so skinny, that she uses a cheerio as a hula-hoop!