Best Jokes

I went to a Russian Bee Gees cover band concert last week...

The KGBG's.

Two pastors died in a car accident and were immediately taken up to heaven by an angel.

As they were approaching heaven, they saw how beautiful it was and one of them asked the angel, "What the hell is that?"

I went to buy a duvet.

I asked the shop assistant what filling should I have.

She said: ‘Get down.’

So I hit the deck.

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, "Does your dog have a license?"

"No," the man said, "he doesn't need one."

"Yes he does," answered the officer.

"But," said the driver, "I always do all the driving."