Best Jokes

Johnathan asked his young son, "Greg, do you think I’m a bad father?"

"My name is Andrew," replied his son.

Wife: "What is difference between complete and finish?"

Husband: "When you met me, you were complete. When I met you, I was finished."

If athletes get athlete's foot....

Does that mean astronauts get mistletoe?

Interviewer: So what do you have planned for the future?

Me: Lunch

Interviewer: No, I mean long term.

Me: Oh... Dinner.