Best Jokes

USA Today: We're Dead

The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends

Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Loses Market Share

Sports Illustrated: Game Over

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour

Readers Digest: Bye

Discover Magazine: How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?

Tv Guide: Death And Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!

Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs By Judgment Day With Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

Inc. Magazine: Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse

I went to a Russian Bee Gees cover band concert last week...

The KGBG's.

Two pastors died in a car accident and were immediately taken up to heaven by an angel.

As they were approaching heaven, they saw how beautiful it was and one of them asked the angel, "What the hell is that?"

I went to buy a duvet.

I asked the shop assistant what filling should I have.

She said: ‘Get down.’

So I hit the deck.