Best Jokes

What do you call the person who puts the bubbles into carbonated drinks?

A fizz-ician!

I just want a really nice guy who has a job...

And the missing half of the golden amulet!

Why did the skeleton go to prom alone?

Because he had no-body. =(

I tried to type on my phone, “I’m a functional adult.”

My phone changed it to “fictional adult.”

I left it as is, as I feel that’s more accurate.