Best Jokes

Palmist to Man: "By looking at the lines in your palm, someone very near to you is going to get disappointed."

Man: "Wow, you are good! For you will be disappointed to know that I forgot my wallet in the house."

All generalizations are false...

Including this one.

My mother is a travel agent... for guilt trips.

I like work, it fascinates me...

I can sit back and look at it for hours...