Best Jokes

I must say that I find television very educational.

The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

What do Tic-Tacs say each other when they can't freshen someone's breath?

"It's time to bring in reinforce-mints!"

I never forget a face...

But in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Did you hear about the woman who started dating rakes?

Yeah, she fell on hard tines.