Best Jokes

Where did Marco Polo die?

At the deep end of the pool.

A guy walks into a bar.

He steps on an ant.

Then his uncle comes in.

What is the definition of adult?

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish:

DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER.