Best Jokes

Q. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A. Because she will Let It Go!

A straight eyed and cross eyed guy bump into each other, and the cross eyed guy said to the straight eyed guy.

“Why don’t you look where you are going?"

The straight eyed guy responded to the cross eyed guy.

“Why don’t you go where you are looking?"

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card .

Q: Why did Cain have no faith?

A: Because he wasn't Abel