Best Jokes

There was a lady going to the bathroom.

As she was on her way, 2 students followed her eagerly to ask a question.

As she was entering the bathroom one of the students asked her: "Is this your office Ma'am?"

She answered: "My office is the other way, this is my other office"

A man was walking to steal something from a warehouse but the security guard heard footsteps and screamed "HALT! WHO GOES THERE?" then he was surprised to hear a voice scream, "Shoot it i hate pop quizzes!"

A preacher and his two deacons go hunting and they all come upon this huge buck, all wanting to brag about their success they all shoot at it, it falls dead they all walk up to it and the game warden walks up and the deacon says how do we know which one of us shot him?

The game warden says I do the preacher did, it went in one ear and out the other

Yo mama so fat when she dropped in the ocean Spain wanted to claim her as a new land.