Best Jokes

Q: What do aardvarks have that no other animal have?


A: Baby Aardvarks

A city feller was out driving in the mountains when around a curve a large mountain man stepped out and flagged him down. The city feller stopped, the mountain man got in and pulled a jar out of his coat pocket and said here take a pull out of this. The city feller said no thanks. The mountain man said no go ahead take a swig. The city feller again refused and said no I'm good. The mountain man now quite sternly demanded, I said take a drink, when the city feller once more refused the mountain man pulled a large horse pistol out of his pocket, pointed it at the city feller and roared, I said take a drink. The city feller said alright hand her here. He proceeded to take a healthy swig and for about 5 minutes he couldn't breathe, hear or see. When he finally got his wits about him, he asked the mountain man, how you can drink that stuff anyhow? The mountain man replied, I can't hardly, now you hold the gun on me and make me take a drink.

On which side does a Zebra have more stripes?

On the outside.

Teacher: OK, Little Johnny, point to the USA on the map.

Little Johnny: OK!
Little Johnny points to the USA.

Teacher: Great job, Johnny! Now, who discovered the USA?

Little Johnny: I did!