Best Jokes

The patient runs into his psychiatrist's office and says, "Doc, I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam, no I think I'm a tepee, no I think I'm a wigwam!"

The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "Relax, you're just too tents!"

Yo momma so old, God said let there be light.... And she flipped the switch!

There was a sticker on a loaf of bread that said, 'baked fresh for over 50 years.'

So THAT'S how long it takes to bake fresh bread...

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I don't have the gift for it.